Crazy Bear Beaconsfield - Thai Restaurant

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£26 to £40
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Thai
A decadent oasis of elaborate luxury, just minutes from the M40 J2 and less than 20 minutes by train from London Marylebone. The oldest documented building in Beaconsfield comprises sumptuous accommodation, lavish English and Thai restaurants, two bars, four private function rooms, and a terrace with swimming pool and Jacuzzi. Conde Nast Hot List for one of the the best new hotels in the world.

Special Offers

12 Plate Festive Signature Menu with Premium Champagne £33.00

From a set menu.

Terms and Conditions: Maximum of 5 diners. Includes VAT, excludes service.

Valid For: 1 - 5 people

Starts: 1 December 2019

Ends: 30 December 2019

Availability: Sun 12:00-14:45 17:30-22:00
Tue-Wed 12:00-14:45 17:30-22:00
Thu-Sat 12:00-14:45 18:00-18:00

12 Plate Festive Signature Menu with Premium Champagne £33.00

From a set menu.

Terms and Conditions: Maximum of 5 diners. Includes VAT, excludes service.

Valid For: 1 - 5 people

Starts: 19 November 2019

Ends: 30 March 2020

Availability: Sun 12:00-14:45 17:30-22:00
Tue-Fri 12:00-14:45 17:30-22:00
Sat 12:00-14:45 17:30-18:00

Dine out on Christmas Day for a stress-free Christmas

A very special Christmas lunch is available midday to 5pm in our English restaurant and private dining rooms. Five courses plus Champagne on arrival and coffee and mince pies to finish for £99 per person (or £49.50 for under 10’s). Please call 01494 673086 to enquire or book.

Tuesday, 24 December, 2019

What 510 People Are Saying
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NV
London
1 review
Dined 5 days ago
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Lovely food, great service, beautiful atmosphere.

PT
1 review
Dined on 29 November 2019
Overall4food5service5ambience5

I treated my Mum to a meal for her 60th birthday. The food is delicious, portion sizes are just right and the staff are very attentive. My only complaint is the 2 hour time limit. We felt a little rushed towards the end of our meal when we would have liked to leisurely finish our drinks.

b
London
1 review
Dined on 29 November 2019
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Very good food and venue

k
London
4 reviews
Dined on 27 November 2019
Overall3food3service1ambience3

Service very poor. Unfriendly. Had to constantly ask for things, waitress unfriendly. Not great overall

CJ
London
6 reviews
Dined on 23 November 2019
Overall1food1service1ambience1

Worst Dining Experience Ever! Never Again! The rudest waitress I have ever had. Got the drinks wrong, couldn't explain the menu. Shouted at us.

OT
Hertfordshire
1 review
Dined on 23 November 2019
Overall4food5service4ambience4

Parking was a nightmare, and our seat was falling apart so not very comfortable.

KR
London
1 review
Dined on 23 November 2019
Overall1food2service1ambience4

The service and attitude of the staff was terrible. The family and I went to celebrate my dads 60th birthday - total disaster. The table time was two hours, drinks arrived 40 minutes into the time, AFTER starters were served. We were constantly being reminded that it was only a two hour table. Will not be going back there again. How can you enjoy a celebration when you’re being rushed to order. Two hour slots should be a policy ONLY when your service is 5* and in this case I wouldn’t even give it 1*.

LF
1 review
Dined on 22 November 2019
Overall4food5service5ambience5

Oh Harrods did hotels, it would be the Crazy Bear...
Class, sophistication and entertainment just looking at the surroundings...
It’s the place to see, be seen and go and see again..

RM
Buckinghamshire
1 review
Dined on 21 November 2019
Overall2food4service2ambience2

Feels like a restaurant tou go to be seen at rather than for great service or great food

OT
1 review
Dined on 19 November 2019
Overall5food5service5ambience5

What a great evening.

Fantastic food, great atmosphere

Enjoyed the whole experience

HT
London
4 reviews
Dined on 15 November 2019
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Amazing food and atmosphere. Service good. Some of the side dishes were a bit overpriced.

KL
London
1 review
Dined on 12 November 2019
Overall3food5service5ambience5

food was amazing ....but the bill was a shock! We had a sharing starter, shared a main course and had a bottle of wine ...over£100!!

AJ
Edinburgh
1 review
Dined on 9 November 2019
Overall4food3service3ambience5

I felt like I was being rushed by the staff to leave. They kept on reminding me that I had to clear the table by 8pm. When I am spending so much money for a service I don’t expect to feel rushed. There is no vegan menu also which makes it difficult to know what I can eat

GU
Buckinghamshire
1 review
Dined on 8 November 2019
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Amazing food! We had the 12 plate set menu and the food tasted amazing and there was so much that we couldn’t eat it all! Highly recommend

OT
London
1 review
Dined on 7 November 2019
Overall1food1service1ambience1

Very tired looking. 1 member of staff serving and no one to greet guests downstairs . Express menu tiny portions of very average food and main menu expensive for poor quality . Such a disappointing experience !!’

AS
Buckinghamshire
13 reviews
Dined on 6 November 2019
Overall2food3service2ambience1

The Thai restaurant looks great and impression lux. The food was good and the service prompt. The big draw back was the management's inability to control the behaviour of a rowdy table of six girls, with no apparent understanding of how to behave in a restaurant. The shouting, loud and exaggerated hiccupping (!) and general escalating noise coming from their table was uncouth and totally off-putting. The Crazy Bear attracts a glitzed-up clientele and there's nothing wrong with feeling in 'party mode', Unfortunately, this particular group of un-lovies showed zero consideration for other diners and spoilt what would otherwise have been an enjoyable evening. The Assistant Manager, in charge that night, would have to have been be both deaf and blind not to notice the effect and disturbance. We complained to the waiter explaining our early departure was the unacceptable noise (he apologised but clearly felt he couldn't do much). On leaving we spoke to the Assistant Manager (who had apparently been informed of our comments before by the waiter), his concern was unconvincing to say the least! Maybe we were unlucky but with such lack lustre, disinterested management it's not somewhere we could recommend.

PG
Buckinghamshire
1 review
Dined on 5 November 2019
Overall5food5service5ambience5

We had the set menu with a glass of champagne. The champagne was good quality, the food was excellent and plentiful, the atmosphere was lovely and good for friends, couples or families. The background environment is gentle and there was a great soundtrack playing and the staff were efficient and friendly. I was there with my friend for her birthday and we had a lovely time.

SF
1 review
Dined on 5 November 2019
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Was an amazing experience & such lovely staff. Felt very spoilt & looked after. Food was so tasty, will most definitely be visiting again & recommending to family & friends.

L
Buckinghamshire
3 reviews
Dined on 3 November 2019
Overall5food5service5ambience5

An amazing restaurant with amazing staff.... Looked after my son who has a severe nut allergy and went through all the recommended dishes that were safe to have. Would highly recommend this restaurant.... Food is very good and it's the cocktails (non alcoholic ones too!) that will bump up your bill so if you are on a budget get a bottle of wine to share....

SM
Berkshire
1 review
Dined on 1 November 2019
Overall2food4service1ambience2

Untrained staff -hugely disappointing
Every request is an issue.

HW
1 review
Dined on 26 October 2019
Overall5food5service5ambience5

We was seated and served very quickly, food was lovely and service was 5 star x

KE
1 review
Dined on 26 October 2019
Overall5food5service5ambience5

One of the best Thai meals I have had. Beautiful food and a good service

GB
1 review
Dined on 12 October 2019
Overall4food4service5ambience4

The Restaurant was far smaller than expected, but very well decorated and comfortable. The staff were all very friendly and the food was delicious and far better value for money than imagined - we ordered and had our food within the space of 5/10 minutes.

The only downsides were that the restaurant was very loud and that the two different restaurants of Beaconsfield, English and Thai, are in two different buildings, so if it's raining, make sure you bring an umbrella to walk between the two.

N
London
36 reviews
Dined on 12 October 2019
Overall4food4service4ambience3

Anniversary Dinner. Catered for our Lactose intolerance really well (as one would assume with Thai food)
Menu options are vast but really mouthwatering, we were almost tempted by a 10course tasting menu but opted for more moderate dish counts.
Food was delicious, ate beyond full.

MV
Oxford
1 review
Dined on 12 October 2019
Overall1food4service1ambience2

Service was shocking. Booked the meal for my parents 30 year anniversary and we were very disappointed with the lack of attentiveness from a staff. We had to wait half hour for an ice cream we ordered for a toddler and in the end had to reorder it because the staff we had ordered it through had just gone home.

AG
London
1 review
Dined on 5 October 2019
Overall2food2service4ambience1

The food was overpriced and not very flavoursome, the quality was not very good. The service was excellent.
The music was too loud to have a conversation.
Overall I would go again and wouldn’t recommend.

F
London
72 reviews
Dined on 4 October 2019
Overall4food4service4ambience4

Excellent food.

We started with the Crispy Soft Crabs and the Lobster Spring Rolls. Both delicious. For the main course we had the Sirloin Beef stir fry and the Duck and shared a portion of Steamed Rice. All very good !!

CP
London
1 review
Dined on 3 October 2019
Overall4food5service3ambience5

So cleverly and fabulously executed in terms of location feeling discreet, furnishings plush and quirky and food so heavenly. I felt service needed to be sharper and more welcoming especially by the two female waitresses who came to our table. Can’t wait to come again!

C
Buckinghamshire
1 review
Dined on 28 September 2019
Overall5food5service5ambience5

First time visit ... amazing ! Great service and the food was fantastic !!

JD
1 review
Dined on 24 September 2019
Overall2food2service3ambience4

So I booked this restaurant for my wife's birthday as we had often heard about the place and thought we should try it. When my wife found out where we were going she was excited. I had heard it was quite expensive but was hoping the food would reflect that.
we arrived at 1900hrs just in time for our booking (firstly the Crazy bear is very poorly signposted) we were taken to our table by the duty manager and sat down. We had already decided to have their 12 plate signature Thai sharing menu with a glass of champagne. the waitress came over and took our order and then for the next 45mins we literally had plates thrown at us and just as you were taking your last mouthful they whisked the plate away and brought t the next, this happened for each course and to top it off the food was awful. I have eaten in many a Thai restaurant and I feel I would have got better food form my local Thai takeaway.
we were then given the bill straight away so I paid and left and were out of the restaurant by 2000hrs. I was annoyed as this was supposed to be a nice romantic meal for my wife's birthday (which they knew).
so basically my view is this restaurant is over priced for the quality of food you receive and they give impression that you need to get in and out as quick as you can so they can get another customer in
wont ever go back here again

K
Buckinghamshire
1 review
Dined on 24 September 2019
Overall3food1service2ambience3

The restaurant environment was quirky albeit a little tired looking. Ambiance was good although it was a quiet time of the day and week.
Staff were polite but limited interaction
Food was not up to standard given prices. Our mains was a lamb dish which when presented was 2 lamb chops in a curry sauce. The chops were fatty and inedible.
Overall we were not that impressed with our experience given reviews

OT
Nottingham
1 review
Dined on 22 September 2019
Overall3food3service4ambience3

Nice place, the restaurant was a little bland compared to the rest of the building, the food was average for the price, however, the service was great.

OT
London
1 review
Dined on 21 September 2019
Overall5food3service5ambience4

Very expensive but nice

EL
1 review
Dined on 21 September 2019
Overall3food3service3ambience2

The food was good, the decor was amazing, and the waiters were very attentive. However the music was very loud, the restaurant was very dark, and the food was very overpriced! A few people around us were using the torches on their phones to read the menu and I found myself shouting at my partner so he could hear me. And for the amount we paid (e.g. £10 for a side dish), we didn't get a lot of food for our money (this side was 6 stalks of asparagus). Overall, it was a great experience and I would definitely recommend going to see what it's like. But don't expect good value for money or a nice quiet evening!

TH
Hertfordshire
2 reviews
Dined on 20 September 2019
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Very special experience. Excellent food, great service and atmosphere. Expensive but worth it.

DB
London
4 reviews
Dined on 14 September 2019
Overall5food5service3ambience5

As usual amazing atmosphere and food

OT
London
1 review
Dined on 14 September 2019
Overall5food5service5ambience5

Great food, great service.

PJ
Buckinghamshire
1 review
Dined on 31 August 2019
Overall4food3service5ambience4

My main course was cold. Both noodles and stir fry. Had to be returned although they did reduce the price of it by 50%

OT
Hertfordshire
1 review
Dined on 31 August 2019
Overall1food2service2ambience2

We ordered 12 Thai signature menu for 4 people but we were served for 2 people. We were so embarrassed to ask , why?
We had to ask for next dish every single time, the staff was not attentive.

OT
London
9 reviews
Dined on 30 August 2019
Overall4food3service3ambience4

Wrong dishes arrived from what we ordered and what we did order left off too