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Funky Geisha Tulum, Tulum, ROO

Funky Geisha Tulum

4.5
4.5
246 Reviews
MXN500 and over
Asian

By Grupo RosaNegra
Funky Geisha offers a new concept inspired by Asian culture, where oriental flavors prevail in a rustic atmosphere surrounded by nature, ideal to enjoy handcrafted drinks and celebrations with friends. Join a new experience in Tulum to the rhythm of the DJ, the vibrant happening of sparklers and the fan show fills the atmosphere with energy and ignites your senses every night.

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Booked 17 times today

Additional information

  • Dining style

    Casual Elegant

  • Cuisines

    Asian, Thai, Japanese

  • Hours of Operation

    Dinner Daily 17:00–02:00

  • Phone number

    998 690 0255

  • Payment Options

    AMEX, MasterCard, Visa

  • Dress Code

    Smart Casual

  • Executive Chef

    Osamu

  • Private party facilities

    Funky Geisha is an excellent option for your social or business events. Our Chef will elaborate a tasting menu that your guests can enjoy in the best atmosphere and company, taking away wonderful and unforgettable memories. Contact us at grupos@gruporosanegra.com.mx or at +52 (998) 262 5049

  • Area

    Tulum

  • Parking Details

    Servicio de Valet Parking

  • Entertainment

    Resident DJ. Taiko Drum Show. Asian fan dance.

  • Additional

    Bar/Lounge, Beer, Cocktails, Counter Seating, Dancing, Entertainment, Full Bar, Gluten-free Options, Outdoor Smoking Area, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Vegan, View, Weekend Brunch, Wheelchair Access, Wine

Menu

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What 246 people are saying

Overall ratings and reviews

Reviews can only be made by diners who have eaten at this restaurant

4.5
4.5 based on recent ratings
  • 4.4Food
  • 4.6Service
  • 4.7Ambience
  • 4.2Value

NoiseEnergetic

Loved For

  • Cancun / Riviera Maya

    Good Vegetarian Options

  • Cancun / Riviera Maya

    Vibrant Bar Scene

  • Tulum

    Notable Wine List

  • Tulum

    Good Vegetarian Options

  • Tulum

    Vibrant Bar Scene

  • Tulum

    Most Booked

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  1. D

    Dani

    Southwest Florida

    4 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    4 reviews

    Dined 6 days ago

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Absolutely fabulous time! Service was beyond phenomenal. Comcept experience was beeeautiful!!!! Highly recommend this place.

  2. TE

    TeresaEatsTexas

    Austin

    3 reviews

    3.0

    3 reviews

    Dined on 6 May 2022

    overall3food3service4ambience5

    If you’re looking for some drinks and a high energy atmosphere with dance music, Funky Geisha is great. But I would not recommend it for a date night or any dinner where you want to have a conversation - the music was so loud it’s nearly impossible to hear anyone at your table. Even communicating with the waitstaff was challenging because of the music volume. Otherwise they were very sweet and accommodating. The food we had was decent, but not outstanding. I was expecting more sushi options, to be honest. Basically, I’d come back for a drink and hookah with a large group. Would not return for dinner as a couple.

  3. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Denver

    1 review

    2.0

    1 review

    Dined on 6 May 2022

    overall2food3service2ambience5

    Overpriced and not worth the hype. The decor is lovely but the food was just okay. The staff makes you feel like they are just trying to scam you out of as much money as possible. Our server basically tricked us into buying extra expensive margaritas. He was not friendly and acted like he was in a rush to get our money. Didn’t enjoy and would not go back.

  4. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Mississippi

    4 reviews

    5.0

    4 reviews

    Dined on 1 May 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    The service, food, and atmosphere are amazing. We really enjoyed all of our dishes which included tuna sashimi, pad Thai, Mongolian beef, crab wontons, spring rolls, and the crunchy tuna roll.

  5. R

    Roseanna

    London

    3 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    3 reviews

    Dined on 26 April 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Amazing Thai curries 😍😍😍

  6. ET

    ErickaT

    Mexico City

    5 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    5 reviews

    Dined on 25 April 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Excelente lugar , muy divertido y el servicio excelente... la cida deliciosa

  7. LT

    LisaT

    Columbus

    6 reviews

    vip
    2.0

    6 reviews

    Dined on 21 April 2022

    overall2food1service3ambience3

    Over hyped!!! Food was mediocre at best. Wealthiest thought I’d put the noise volume was off the charts, don’t go in there if you actually want to talk to you your dinner mates

  8. J

    Jake

    1 review

    4.0

    1 review

    Dined on 17 April 2022

    overall4food5service5ambience5

    Great experience, food was great and service was great. Sometimes difficult to talk as we were sitting under one of the speakers.

  9. A

    Akshaya

    Toronto

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 17 April 2022

    overall5food4service5ambience5

    Amazing service and great food and entertainment! Highly recommend

  10. BH

    BjornH

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 17 April 2022

    overall5food4service5ambience5

    Do not like minimum comments but just to be able to say what I mean… I’ll be back… 😎

  11. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Oaxaca

    1 review

    1.0

    1 review

    Dined on 16 April 2022

    overall1food1service5ambience3

    Muy mala comida

  12. JK

    JuliaK

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 13 April 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Loved this restaurant and it’s service starting from entering to leaving. Every part of it was lovely and the food was delicious! Special thanks to Tatiana and Arturo for making it dinning experience extra special!

  13. C

    Caro

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 13 April 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Endroit magnifique, ambiance chaleureuse, accueil et service top. Qualité de la nourriture 5* Le prix du vin est un peu cher. Je recommande cet endroit!

  14. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Cancun

    4 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    4 reviews

    Dined on 3 April 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Celebrated my friends birthday with a group of 11 of us. They took amazing care of us. Everything was perfect from the drinks to appetizers and entrees and then dessert! They made my friends birthday very special. The staff was amazing. The atmosphere is also really cool with a fun vibe and awesome music. I really love this place and highly recommend it.

  15. MD

    MartynD

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 25 March 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Awesome great night with great food and service. Superb

  16. L

    Lucy

    London

    13 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    13 reviews

    Dined on 18 March 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    The best place we visited in tulum, amazing food, amazing service from Gladys and the best vibe! A must visit

  17. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    New York Area

    2 reviews

    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on 18 March 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Made this reservation last minute and have no regrets. The staff was so attentive and the food exceed expectations. Will definitely recommend!

  18. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Columbus

    2 reviews

    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on 17 March 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Amazing spot!! From the moment you walk in, the service, ambiance, atmosphere is captivating. Food top notch as well.

  19. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 15 March 2022

    overall5food5service4ambience5

    Great place and awesome food

  20. A

    Audrey

    Denver

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 12 March 2022

    overall5food5service4ambience5

    Amazing food, much more relaxed than other restaurants in the area.

  21. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Cancun

    4 reviews

    vip
    2.0

    4 reviews

    Dined on 12 March 2022

    overall2food3service3ambience2

    Love Funky Geisha and have been several times. Had a reservation to take several clients I had in town for scuba diving to dinner there. I hyped up how nice and comfy the seating was, how cool the drinks presentation was, and how good the Mongolian beef was… Well they wouldn’t put us in the comfy seating area. Said it was for other reservations even though it remained empty the whole time we were there. Instead they sat us in the back corner where we had to be moved due to rain. The chairs were very hard and also dirty. Then every drink I tried to order they currently could not make… their featured drink the funky, the derby apple and others so that was disappointing. This was a Saturday night… Then we tried to order dinner… no beef. Apparently it’s not what’s for dinner 😂 So several of the dishes had mixed meat options but sorry no beef. Our server however was very nice and very attentive. They did great. Also the music and atmosphere is fun. The food and drinks that we did get was all very very delicious. I will give them another chance, but was definitely disappointed.

  22. s

    sophiap

    San Diego

    2 reviews

    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on 8 March 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    The location is beautiful l, the food is really good and the service is really friendly and attentive

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 12 March 2022

    Dear sophiap We are grateful to read your amazing review about your last visit to Funky Geisha Tulum. We are really glad that all the dishes that you ordered exceed your expectations and you received a great service. We would love to see you one more time.

  23. AM

    AmyM

    Miami - Dade

    1 review

    2.0

    1 review

    Dined on 4 March 2022

    overall2food2service3ambience1

    Really bad music. Playing abba? Definitely not the vibe we were going for - last time we went here he had the best time ever. This time the food was cold & the music and vibe was bad.

  24. F

    Funky

    Cancun

    1 review

    2.0

    1 review

    Dined on 3 March 2022

    overall2food1service3ambience2

    Trader Joes Sweet Chili Sauce is the main tasting note of every dish at this vastly overpriced shockingly gauche establishment. Scantily clad women dancing in a stupor next to your table set the scene for your terrible food to come out, illuminated by the LED flashlight of your waitstaff (who were lovely in every regard). In terms of ambiance, funky geisha like a sex club from star wars full of sorority girls and finance bros and other malignant forms of identity. Our waiter warned us that the "the beef dish has very little beef in it" and he was right, Truly, the food tasted like a reheated package of frozen chinese food replete with the tiny nuggets of tendony chewy beef soaked in corn syrup. Then as we were rising to leave, we were hemmed in by the beginning of an unforgettable performance. Two men in bizarre sparkly skirt outfits with silly face paint holding tiny drums, began to beat arrhythmically to a track blasting thru the speaker system. Whether you believe in cultural appropriation or not, the 5 minute spectacle was cringe inducing and left us nowhere to go, meanwhile the dancing women and a small twink dressed in a golf outfit wiggled their butts in ecstasy as influcencers rolled their eyes, giggled as they turned off the flash on their phone while recording, sand oozed hookah smoke out of their mouths and noses. Avoid funky geisha at all costs.

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 8 March 2022

    Dear Funky, Thank you very much for your comments. We regret that you haven't enjoyed the exquisite dishes we prepared for you and the great ambiance that all our guests always enjoy. We understand that you didn't like the Taiko Drum show, we will keep doing our best to amaze even the most demanding guests. We hope to receive you very soon to change your perception.

  25. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    London

    2 reviews

    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on 28 February 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Delicious food. Exceptional service. Great vibe.

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 3 March 2022

    Dear Guest We appreciate your kind review, it's a pleasure to know that you had a memorable experience in our restaurant. We hope to see you very soon, we will be waiting for you.

  26. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    London

    1 review

    1.0

    1 review

    Dined on 28 February 2022

    overall1food1service1ambience1

    Severe dairy allergy, told them I was allergic yet put cream in my thai green curry, had awful reaction still suffering 3 days later.

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 8 March 2022

    Dear guest, Thank you very much for sharing your comments with us. We apologize for this situation, and we hope you are better now. We have in our notes that only one person in your party informed the staff about a nuts allergy when they asked for food restrictions. We would love to receive you once again to change your perception. We are very sure that we will recommend something unique and delicious for you.

  27. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Toronto

    2 reviews

    3.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on 25 February 2022

    overall3food4service1ambience4

    Very slow service. Food took forever to arrive.

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 12 March 2022

    Dear Guest Thank you very much for helping us with your comments, we will work on it and make a better experience. Please give us a new chance to change the perspective about the food and service.

  28. MB

    MBLM

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 22 February 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Thank you! The food was delicious and we really enjoyed.

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 24 February 2022

    Dear MBLM On behalf of all our staff, we would like to thank you for posting your thoughts regarding your recent visit to our restaurant. We would love to keep being part of your plans next time you visit this paradise, we will be waiting for you to keep pampering your palate.

  29. KH

    KrystalH

    Seattle

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 22 February 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    So fun, high energy!!! Food was amazing and they were beyond accommodating. Would highly recommend this to anybody who wants to have not only a dinner but a good time.

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 22 February 2022

    Dear KrystalH Thank you very much for allowing us to read your comments regarding your recent visit to our restaurant, it was a pleasure to have hosted your dining experience on this occasion. We would love to have the chance to pamper you very soon, please come back and allow us to exceed your expectations one more time.

  30. JS

    JordanS

    Toronto

    4 reviews

    5.0

    4 reviews

    Dined on 18 February 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Great food, great music, great service. All around terrific experience.

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 22 February 2022

    Dear JordanS Thank you very much for your nice comments, it was a pleasure to have served you on this occasion. We would love to welcome you once again, come back soon, we will be waiting for you.

  31. LS

    LakitaS

    Jacksonville

    4 reviews

    5.0

    4 reviews

    Dined on 11 February 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Great experience! Amazing food, amazing service and entertainment was great!

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 11 February 2022

    Thank you to share your amazing experience with us, our staff always is working to make your dinner special. We would love to see you on your next visit.

  32. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 9 February 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    We had a great time, the food was amazing. Jaime was an outstanding server!!! Music was awesome!

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 11 February 2022

    Thank you to share your amazing experience with us, our staff always is working to make your dinner special. We would love to see you next time in paradise.

  33. FD

    FoodieDadisss

    1 review

    1.0

    1 review

    Dined on 5 February 2022

    overall1food1service3ambience1

    The noise level was terrible, you couldn’t actually see the food unless the waiter shined a flashlight at it and what they served us didn’t correlate with what was written on the menu. The worst dish of all was the Mongolian beef. It had little to no meat and none of the Ingredients listed on the menu. It did have carrots and bell peppers, which is not part of Mongolian beef, I get that it could be an interpretation of the chef but this wasn’t the case since the ingredients were on the menu. Overall I wouldn’t recommend my worst enemy to go eat here.

  34. C

    Csar

    1 review

    3.0

    1 review

    Dined on 2 February 2022

    overall3food3service3ambience3

    La musica demasiado alta imposible mantener una conversacion, poca luz no ves lo que comes, y la comida aunque buena escasa,, el sitio muy bonito y la atencion amable aunque deberian relajarse a la hora de retirar los platos.Se agardece detalle de cumpleaños

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 24 February 2022

    Estimado Csar Nos gustaría agradecerte por tomarte el tiempo y plasmar tu experiencia de tu reciente visita. Esperamos que pronto nos des la oportunidad de servirte con el cálido y profesional servicio que nos caracteriza. Estaremos esperándote.

  35. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Houston

    13 reviews

    vip
    4.0

    13 reviews

    Dined on 30 January 2022

    overall4food3service4ambience5

    Overall great experience. Their website and on open table states no sandals or shorts and many were allowed in that way. We followed the dress code policy.

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 7 February 2022

    Dear Guest We are very grateful for your opinion, thank you very much for helping us with your comments, we will work on it and make a better experience. We hope to keep being part of your dining plans in the future.

  36. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Miami - Dade

    2 reviews

    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on 29 January 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Good was beyond amazing and music was great too.

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 7 February 2022

    Dear Guest Thank you to share your experience with us, it was a pleasure to host on your lovely night. We will wait for you on your next visit to this paradise Tulum.

  37. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Phoenix

    5 reviews

    2.0

    5 reviews

    Dined on 27 January 2022

    overall2food2service2ambience2

    Expensive. Loud and not very flavorful food. It is so dark you cannot see what you are eating. And it’s so loud you can hardly carry on a conversation. Not overly impressed.

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 9 February 2022

    Dear Guest We would like to thank you for your recent visit, thank you for your review we are sure we will share it with our chef and our manager to review the food process and the ambiance in the restaurant. We would love to welcome you very soon, thank you for your visit, see you very soon.

  38. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Manchester

    10 reviews

    3.0

    10 reviews

    Dined on 26 January 2022

    overall3food4service4ambience2

    Interesting place… Most of the venues in the Tulum look almost exactly the same so it’s no surprise that Funky Geisha follows a similar path. Little authenticity to the style of restaurant - Asian fusion - but the food was very tasty. Noise / party atmosphere was a little much. Again, it’s an Asian restaurant so blasting techno house music from 8pm was a little odd but people were enjoying it so might be for some and not for others. If you’re looking to go and have a conversation, it’s not the place. Host and waiters struggle to hear your orders - it’s that loud. Also that dark. They’ll help shine a torch on your food when it’s served but after that, you’re unlikely to see what you’re eating… Floor is completely sand so if you don’t like sand or want sand in your shoes - it’s the not the place for you. Comfy little hookah lounge area was nice but some tables might not be best placed (we were right in front of the stage area so had a performer dancing behind and sometimes in front / around the table. Again, be careful if you don’t like sand while this is happening. They’re kinda pushy on the trip advisor reviews. Will encourage to scan and leave the review and even waited and watched as it was being left. But service was attentive and served incredibly fast. Our whole experience was done - starters, mains, drinks - within an hour. So felt a little rushed but they will push for the turnovers which were frequent. Nice to experience but wouldn’t rush back. Good one-off for the food.

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 7 February 2022

    Dear Guest Thank you for your great review. We are working to make happy to all our customers and have different options for all. Please give us a new chance to change the perspective about the food.

  39. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    1 review

    3.0

    1 review

    Dined on 25 January 2022

    overall3food4service1ambience1

    very loud - can't speak, service very slow

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 7 February 2022

    Dear Guest We are very grateful for your opinion, thank you very much for helping us with your comments, we will work on it and make a better experience. We will be very glad to see you soon.

  40. CM

    ChristineM

    Baltimore

    14 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    14 reviews

    Dined on 24 January 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Ismael provided excellent service. Food and cocktails were amazing. Such attention to detail. The music could have been a tick lower to allow for conversation but we loved the electronic house beats.

Safety precautions

  • Cleaning & sanitising

    • Surfaces sanitised between seatings
    • Digital, disposable or sanitised menu provided
    • Sealed or wrapped utensils used
    • Common areas deep-cleaned daily
    • Sanitiser or wipes provided for customers
  • Physical distancing

    • Limited number of seated diners
    • Distancing maintained in common areas
    • Extra space between tables
  • Protective equipment

    • Waiting staff wear masks
  • Screening

    • Sick staff prohibited in the workplace
    • Diner temperature check required
    • Staff temperature check required
    • Contact tracing information collected

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Funky Geisha Tulum is rated 4.5 stars by 246 OpenTable diners.

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2 people

May 2022
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Booked 17 times today
Google Map for Funky Geisha Tulum

Carretera Boca Paila - Punta Allen km 8 Tulum, ROO 77780

Additional information

  • Area

    Tulum

  • Hours of Operation

    Dinner Daily 17:00–02:00

  • Cuisines

    Asian, Thai, Japanese

  • Dining style

    Casual Elegant

  • Dress Code

    Smart Casual

  • Parking Details

    Servicio de Valet Parking

  • Payment Options

    AMEX, MasterCard, Visa

  • Executive Chef

    Osamu

  • Entertainment

    Resident DJ. Taiko Drum Show. Asian fan dance.

  • Additional

    Bar/Lounge, Beer, Cocktails, Counter Seating, Dancing, Entertainment, Full Bar, Gluten-free Options, Outdoor Smoking Area, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Vegan, View, Weekend Brunch, Wheelchair Access, Wine

  • Phone number

    998 690 0255

  • Private party facilities

    Funky Geisha is an excellent option for your social or business events. Our Chef will elaborate a tasting menu that your guests can enjoy in the best atmosphere and company, taking away wonderful and unforgettable memories. Contact us at grupos@gruporosanegra.com.mx or at +52 (998) 262 5049

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