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Funky Geisha Tulum

4.6
4.6
200 Reviews
MXN500 and over
Asian

By Grupo RosaNegra
Enjoy a tantric experience at Funky Geisha Tulum within a mystical and natural environment.
Now you can enjoy open spaces with music and DJ, as well as signature mixology and delicious oriental dishes.
Surrounded by palm trees, and full of magical spots, it is located in the heart of Tulum.
Inspired by Asian culture, we have created a lounge concept to meet friends and enjoy a vintage atmosphere.

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Booked 54 times today
  • Dining style

    Casual Elegant

  • Cuisines

    Asian, Thai, Japanese

  • Hours of Operation

    Dinner
    Daily 17:00–01:00

  • Phone number

    998 690 0255

  • Payment Options

    AMEX, MasterCard, Visa

  • Dress Code

    Smart Casual

  • Executive Chef

    Osamu

  • Private party facilities

    Funky Geisha is an excellent option for your social or business events. Our Chef will elaborate a tasting menu that your guests can enjoy in the best atmosphere and company, taking away wonderful and unforgettable memories. Contact us at grupos@gruporosanegra.com.mx or at +52 (998) 262 5049

  • Area

    Tulum

  • Parking Details

    Servicio de Valet Parking

  • Entertainment

    Un espacio en la naturaleza, rodeado de palmeras y decorado con un estilo oriental, lleno de rincones mágicos. La decoración es bohemia con materiales naturales como madera recuperada, mimbre, bambú y piedra. Un simplicidad rústica que permite que la energía fluya dentro y hacia la naturaleza. Además cuenta con un hookah-bar creado como un espacio para relajarse y disfrutar con amigos; con mesas bajas de madera rústica, cómodos puff, tapetes orientales y tradicionales almohadones, donde disfrutar de lo último en música conceptual, tocada por el Dj residente.

  • Additional

    Bar/Lounge, Beer, Cigar Room, Cocktails, Counter Seating, Dancing, Dog Friendly, Entertainment, Full Bar, Gluten-free Options, Indoor Smoking Area, Outdoor Smoking Area, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Vegan, View, Weekend Brunch, Wheelchair Access, Wine

Safety precautions

  • Cleaning & sanitising

    • Surfaces sanitised between seatings
    • Digital, disposable or sanitised menu provided
    • Sealed or wrapped utensils used
    • Common areas deep-cleaned daily
    • Sanitiser or wipes provided for customers
  • Physical distancing

    • Limited number of seated diners
    • Distancing maintained in common areas
    • Extra space between tables
  • Protective equipment

    • Waiting staff wear masks
  • Screening

    • Sick staff prohibited in the workplace
    • Diner temperature check required
    • Staff temperature check required
    • Contact tracing information collected

Menu

View menu on restaurant's website

What 200 people are saying

Overall ratings and reviews

Reviews can only be made by diners who have eaten at this restaurant

4.6
4.6 based on recent ratings
  • 4.5Food
  • 4.7Service
  • 4.8Ambience
  • 4.3Value

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  • Cancun / Riviera Maya

    Hot Spot

  • Tulum

    Group Bookings

  • Tulum

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  • Tulum

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  1. C

    Ceyez

    Washington DC

    13 reviews

    5.0

    13 reviews

    Dined 4 days ago

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    The food ambience and entertainment were all amazing! We need more restaurants like this in the US! We ordered so much food that we got to taste test a lot and it did not disappoint. This willl def be a fave!

  2. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Chicago

    2 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on 6 January 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Amazing food, show, and hookah

  3. I

    Ismael

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 4 January 2022

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Espectacular ambiente, muy amigables pero lo mejor es el servicio calidad que ofrecen.

  4. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    New York Area

    1 review

    4.0

    1 review

    Dined on 4 January 2022

    overall4food3service5ambience3

    Too noisy!!

  5. MM

    MorvaridM

    San Francisco

    3 reviews

    1.0

    3 reviews

    Dined on 1 January 2022

    overall1food1service1ambience1

    My NYE experience there was horrible. My family was seated on the floor and my mother has severe back pain. I asked to be moved but was not. The fan for the place we were seated was broken and it was super hot in addition to being uncomfortable. When serving our food, the server didn’t properly give all of us our utensils, for example they didn’t give me a knife and didn’t give my mom a fork. When i asked for a knife, they gave me a DIRTY knife. I showed them and they apologized profusely and gave me a new one but it made me so concerned for the sanitation of the place and for covid. My family doesn’t drink alcohol and we told our server that but they server us champagne anyway, i asked if we can have an alternative to champagne and they said no. Our water was not refilled and I had to ask multiple times, and i I ordered 3 iced cokes because of how hot it was in our uncomfortable seats and I was charged almost $40 USD just for water and 3 canned cokes at the end in addition to the $230/person we paid for dinner which was insane. I’ve been to over a dozen restaurants in the hotel zone and this was honestly such an overall terrible experience and such a disappointment.

  6. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Chicago

    1 review

    vip
    1.0

    1 review

    Dined on 1 January 2022

    overall1food3service1ambience4

    Service is awful here. Slow and unorganized. Second time I’ve been to this place once on 2020 and now 2021 NYE. For the amount of money paid for a 4 course dinner the experience did not live up to it. Just awful awful service. Waited for over 4 hrs to eat.

  7. S

    Sanna

    1 review

    4.0

    1 review

    Dined on 1 January 2022

    overall4food5service4ambience4

    At the entrance they asked for any food allergies etc. At the table it was complicated with the waiter to get vegan dishes… in the end one manager came and they made something for me. But no dessert… we paid for a complete New Year’s Eve Menü with dessert …

  8. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Phoenix

    1 review

    1.0

    1 review

    Dined on 1 January 2022

    overall1food2service1ambience3

    We were very excited to eat here but the service wasn’t great and the food was some of our least favorite we’ve had in Tulum. It was a holiday (NYE) so maybe it’s better when they aren’t so busy.

  9. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Mexico City

    1 review

    2.0

    1 review

    Dined on 31 December 2021

    overall2food2service2ambience5

    Dos de los 4 platos estaban sumamente simples sin ningún sabor( el pad thai mixto y un arroz con verduras) . Además el mesero Jaime nos cobro la propina 18% sin preguntarnos y nos dimos cuenta hasta quenla habíamos firmado el boucher de la tarjeta de crédito .

  10. J

    Jenny

    1 review

    4.0

    1 review

    Dined on 28 December 2021

    overall4food4service5ambience5

    We liked the vibe here, it was the sort of place we like going, with a good atmosphere, mood lit and full of atmosphere, The food was nice, I had pad Thai and my partner mushroom curry. Having been to Thailand twice i wouldn’t say it was authentic with jalapeños and peppers in it and I asked for a bit of spice and they must have poured habanero in because it hurt SO much to eat, I can handle spice but I was crying, I had to leave half the plate it was absolute fire. My partner liked his curry. The bill wasn’t too expensive at $75. The service charge was automatically added and expensive at £8 (15%) as a English couple we don’t have a tip culture like the Americans, we generally tip when we feel our service has been great and we decide how much that tip will be. But at least it saved the awkward expectations at the end of every meal we’ve had from bad waiters at other places. Luckily the service was great, the waiters were very polite and couldn’t do enough for you without being annoying. Having spoken to a few, we understand that the waiters in Mexico get paid next to nothing despite the hotels and restaurants in tulum being absurdly expensive (I’m talking $250 a month) so although tipping absolutely everyone is irritating as we’re on a budget, I know they rely on it, when it actually should be their bosses that pay them fairly. All in all we had a nice night and would come back.

  11. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Atlanta

    6 reviews

    vip
    3.0

    6 reviews

    Dined on 27 December 2021

    overall3food3service5ambience3

    This place is beautiful and the service was great. The food, however, was mediocre at best. There is a lot of great food in Tulum and this place does not compete. Also, they are blasting club music which is annoying at 7pm when most of the tables are families. I think you should wait until at least 9 to create that kind of vibe, but that’s just me. Definitely wouldn’t go back. Probably a great place for drinks and hookah of that’s what you’re into.

  12. CL

    CarlyL

    Los Angeles

    1 review

    vip
    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 25 December 2021

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Amazing!!! Such a fun night and great food!

  13. A

    Agoura

    Vancouver

    35 reviews

    4.0

    35 reviews

    Dined on 24 December 2021

    overall4food3service5ambience5

    Very beautiful ambiance and decor, super fancy cocktails, super fun music, greasy and unhealthy food, a few attempts by our server to upsell expensive drinks and super expensive shipshape, great service.

  14. DG

    DanielG

    New Orleans

    6 reviews

    5.0

    6 reviews

    Dined on 23 December 2021

    overall5food4service5ambience5

    We went to Funky Geisha to celebrate an engagement and Funky Geisha was a great place for it. The lively atmosphere including entertainment paired well with the staff and the food to create an amazing experience!

  15. MA

    MudassirA

    Richmond

    1 review

    2.0

    1 review

    Dined on 14 December 2021

    overall2food1service4ambience5

    To begin with our server was really nice and energetic, however what he had been recommended or when asked about certain dishes, were pathetic. We ordered Firecracker chicken and mongolian beef which both were drenched in the mamacita sauce with lots of veggies and barely any meat in it. Upon complaint to the restaurant manager we were notified that it comes like that and every restaurant has different way but yet we said its inedible so kindly take it and regardless we'll pay because we didn't wanted any compensation but a nice hospitality in return but all we were getting was into an argument. However later to fulfill our hunger we order the miso ribeye 400g temp: medium and instead it was medium rare. Upon complaining we were told that every restaurant has different temperature level to which I responded nope its very much global and understood what the temperature levels are at what point is a certain temperature. Anyways in response to all of this our waiter understood something was wrong in all of this but the manager profoundly refused to acknowledge the mistakes made on part of the kitchen and restaurant. Atlast we ended up paying $250 for food and drinks we didn't enjoy. Just another glam restaurant with all the buzz however with worst food and hospitality which will burn a hole in your pocket.

  16. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    New York Area

    1 review

    vip
    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 12 December 2021

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    The best food in Tulum

  17. j

    julisap

    1 review

    3.0

    1 review

    Dined on 29 November 2021

    overall3food2service4ambience4

    Por el costo esperaría una mejor cocina , fue decepción la comida fría lo que es carne y el sushi es puro arroz . Cabe mencionar que El servicio excelente . Pero personalmente nos tocó una experiencia mala había dos chavós en la parte de los baños que estaban vendiendo drogas cada vez que uno de mis hijos pasaba al baño los chavos se metían al baño a ofrecerles y es incómodo más porque la administración no les dice nada y saben perfectamente que lo están haciendo , escogimos este lugar por sus recomendaciones

  18. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    New York Area

    11 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    11 reviews

    Dined on 28 November 2021

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Fabuloso!!

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 10 December 2021

    Estimado cliente, Muchas gracias por tu excelente puntuación. Te esperamos muy pronto de vuelta.

  19. CA

    CesarA

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 25 November 2021

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Muy buen servicio, excelente experiencia. Recomendado todo para compartir

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 10 December 2021

    Estimado CesarA, Muchísimas gracias por tus lindos comentarios, nos alegra saber que has tenido una increíble noche con nosotros. Esperamos tener la dicha de recibirte pronto y consentirte nuevamente.

  20. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Los Angeles

    2 reviews

    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on 23 November 2021

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Visiting from Los Angeles and was very pleased with the experience. Service, food, and ambiance were all exceptional.

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 10 December 2021

    Dear guest, Many thanks for your kind comments, it was a pleasure to have hosted you during your evening with us. We would love to welcome you once again, come back soon, we will be waiting for you.

  21. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Miami - Dade

    2 reviews

    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on 23 November 2021

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Food quality, good Latin music and great ambiance.

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 10 December 2021

    Dear guest, We would like to thank you for sharing your kind comments regarding your recent visit, we were glad to be part of your magical evening. Please, come back very soon, we will be waiting for you, ready to pamper you one more time.

  22. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    London

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 22 November 2021

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Everything about this place was unbelievable. The service was excellent, The food was some of the nicest food I have ever eaten in my life. Couldn’t recommend this place and their Magma cake enough!!!!

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 10 December 2021

    Dear guest, Many thanks for your kind comments, it was a pleasure to have hosted you during your evening with us. We would love to serve you once again and pamper you one more time, see you very soon.

  23. JD

    JenniferD

    New Orleans

    4 reviews

    3.0

    4 reviews

    Dined on 22 November 2021

    overall3food3service4ambience5

    We had a decent time here. The food was good. I have definitely had better Greek food. So, for the price...The atmosphere is beautiful. There was 1 table that had about 15-20 people and the staff was really giving them lots of attention. My husband and I were on an anniversary trip and nothing special was even done or mentioned after we told them. I also put it on our reservation. The staff was really focused on the big table and giving them sparklers and dancing around them. Oh well. We had a good night. I probably would not go again since I wasn't wowed.

  24. A

    Augustin

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 17 November 2021

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Very good service We had all attention of our dedicated waiter Food was very good Wine was very good Price was correct We even had cake and candles for our meeting birthday 😊 We recommand this restaurant

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 10 December 2021

    Dear Augustin, Thank you very much for your nice comments, it was a pleasure to have served you on this occasion. We hope to keep being part of your dining plans in the future.

  25. ST

    ScottishTourist

    London

    36 reviews

    3.0

    36 reviews

    Dined on 17 November 2021

    overall3food3service5ambience5

    Lovely setting, staff are great but the food was bland and disappointing. The meat was cooked well but lacked flavor. We have eaten in a number of Asian restaurants around the world, and this place did not pack the punch with regard to flavor as one would expect. Get that right and it would be awesome.

  26. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Orange County

    2 reviews

    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on 13 November 2021

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Food exceeded my expectations, it was absolutely delicious and the staff was so attentive and made the experience wonderful. Would highly recommend!

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 10 December 2021

    Dear guest, On behalf of all our staff, we would like to thank you for posting your thoughts regarding your recent visit to our restaurant. We hope to be in your future plans when thinking about dinner during your next getaway to the Mexican Caribbean.

  27. K

    Kelsi

    London

    6 reviews

    4.0

    6 reviews

    Dined on 9 November 2021

    overall4food3service5ambience5

    Fun sexy vibe! Worth a visit

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 10 December 2021

    Dear Kelsi, Thank you very much for your kind review. We would love to see you one mote time.

  28. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 6 November 2021

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Ismael & Franco took care and had fun with us.

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 10 December 2021

    Dear guest, Thank you very much for your great review, our staff is grateful for the recognize. We would be very happy to assit you on your next visit.

  29. C

    Chirashiz

    1 review

    3.0

    1 review

    Dined on 4 November 2021

    overall3food1service5ambience4

    Food not good at all. Music too loud but great service. Thisnis not a japanese restaurant

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 10 December 2021

    Dear Chirashiz, Thank you to share the comments with us and let us know the service was great. We regret you didnt enjoyed all the experience, we would like to invite you one more time and change your expectations.

  30. D

    Despe

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 31 October 2021

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Un établissement que je recommande vivement :accueil,service,nourriture et superbe bonne ambiance pour passer une soirée au top 👌 mon mari et moi nous nous sommes régalés nous garderons un super souvenir…Merci!!!

  31. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 30 October 2021

    overall5food5service4ambience5

    Amazing experience and the food was delicious!!

    Funky Geisha TulumResponded on 10 December 2021

    Dear guest, Thank you for your comments, it was a pleasure to have been part of your evening on this occasion. We hope to see you very soon, we will be waiting for you.

  32. BZ

    BenitoZ

    1 review

    3.0

    1 review

    Dined on 29 October 2021

    overall3food5service5ambience2

    The Food was delicious however the level of music noise was too HIGH . This made us leave early disappointedly

  33. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    New York Area

    22 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    22 reviews

    Dined on 23 October 2021

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    If you’re ever in Tulum be sure to come here! The service and energy of the place in unmatched! The food was absolutely delicious. It was truly an amazing experience. Im grateful to everyone that came and assisted us. Fyi, if you need a taxi just hail one. Dont ask your waiter for assistance there. We were overcharged because we used someone they knew instead of one of the many taxis driving up & down the street

  34. b

    blancal

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 22 October 2021

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Todo estuvo perfecto, muy amables y atentos todos

  35. A

    Alli123

    New York Area

    6 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    6 reviews

    Dined on 17 October 2021

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Food and service were amazing. It’s a lot of food!

  36. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    1 review

    3.0

    1 review

    Dined on 16 October 2021

    overall3food5service5ambience2

    Food and service was great. However the music was so loud and

  37. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    1 review

    2.0

    1 review

    Dined on 12 October 2021

    overall2food2service4ambience4

    If you are looking for a high energy, super-loud place to party, this is for you. There were hardly any other diners there (maybe one other couple) while we were in at 7 o’clock. The music was so loud we couldn’t have a conversation at the table and had to ask out waiter to repeat themself continuously and actually asked to be moved to a quieter area. The wait staff was very attentive while we were there. That is really the only good thing that I have to say. The food was not good.

  38. A

    Andrecccccccc

    1 review

    5.0

    1 review

    Dined on 3 October 2021

    overall5food4service5ambience5

    If you like the kind of club/restaurant you will love this one. Food is really good.

  39. DN

    DianaN

    Philadelphia

    2 reviews

    2.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on 1 October 2021

    overall2food4service2ambience4

    The food we ordered was great but the service was mediocre. I had ordered a drink and it did not come out until after the food. I tried to look around to find a manager or another server since I could not find ours but could not get anyone attention. Finally at the end of the meal when we were paying I found the manager and told him what had happened.

  40. OT

    OpenTable Diner

    Los Angeles

    2 reviews

    vip
    5.0

    2 reviews

    Dined on 1 October 2021

    overall5food5service5ambience5

    Great experience. The music is one level to high.

FAQs

Funky Geisha Tulum is rated 4.6 stars by 200 OpenTable diners.

Yes, you can generally book this restaurant by choosing the date, time and party size on OpenTable. Due to local restrictions, this restaurant may not be accepting bookings at the moment.

Make a booking

2 people

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Booked 54 times today
Google Map for Funky Geisha Tulum

Carretera Boca Paila - Punta Allen km 8 Tulum, ROO 77780

  • Area

    Tulum

  • Hours of Operation

    Dinner
    Daily 17:00–01:00

  • Cuisines

    Asian, Thai, Japanese

  • Dining style

    Casual Elegant

  • Dress Code

    Smart Casual

  • Parking Details

    Servicio de Valet Parking

  • Payment Options

    AMEX, MasterCard, Visa

  • Executive Chef

    Osamu

  • Entertainment

    Un espacio en la naturaleza, rodeado de palmeras y decorado con un estilo oriental, lleno de rincones mágicos. La decoración es bohemia con materiales naturales como madera recuperada, mimbre, bambú y piedra. Un simplicidad rústica que permite que la energía fluya dentro y hacia la naturaleza. Además cuenta con un hookah-bar creado como un espacio para relajarse y disfrutar con amigos; con mesas bajas de madera rústica, cómodos puff, tapetes orientales y tradicionales almohadones, donde disfrutar de lo último en música conceptual, tocada por el Dj residente.

  • Additional

    Bar/Lounge, Beer, Cigar Room, Cocktails, Counter Seating, Dancing, Dog Friendly, Entertainment, Full Bar, Gluten-free Options, Indoor Smoking Area, Outdoor Smoking Area, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Vegan, View, Weekend Brunch, Wheelchair Access, Wine

  • Phone number

    998 690 0255

  • Private party facilities

    Funky Geisha is an excellent option for your social or business events. Our Chef will elaborate a tasting menu that your guests can enjoy in the best atmosphere and company, taking away wonderful and unforgettable memories. Contact us at grupos@gruporosanegra.com.mx or at +52 (998) 262 5049

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