The Schoolhouse

5 reviews
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At The Schoolhouse be transported back to your school days. This new school themed restaurant and bar is located in the heart of Battersea. Come in and take a trip down memory lane. Complete with lockers, books, desks, memorabilia and school photos on the wall!

Our staff are dressed in school uniforms, and the decor will have you reminiscing. Delicious meals are served up on canteen trays and treat yourself to science inspired cocktails served in beaker glasses or receive an education on craft beer with our impressive range.

Don’t be naughty or the headmaster may have you writing out lines on the blackboard.
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1 review
Dined on 5 October 2018
Overall 2food 2service 1ambience 2

Cool decor, average food, shocking service - which given the restaurant was quiet makes it even worse -

5 reviews
Dined on 7 January 2018
Overall 3food 3service 3ambience 4

Service was very slow, they forgot my partners drink order for 20 minutes (earl grey) they also forgot to acknowledge my booking so opentable accused me of missing my booking!
Food was average, i had their version of a full english, sourdough toast was so tough it could have broken teeth, baked beans were homemade but just tasted of tomato. Partners eggs benedict looked good though. Shame though, right direction but missed the mark today, maybe an off day?

San Antonio
2 reviews
Dined on 20 October 2017
Overall 4food 4service 3ambience 4

Had a nice evening, but had been forwarned the service isn't great. We weren't in a rush through so didn't mind and the staff were friendly, just overstretched on a Friday night. We all enjoyed our meals and their own brew beer.

1 review
Dined on 4 August 2017
Overall 5food 5service 5ambience 5

The experience was really enjoyable. Food was delicious. Staff were all friendly. The vibe of the place was up and fun!

1 review
Dined on 17 July 2017
Overall 5food 5service 5ambience 5

Went here with a group of friends. We went to Clapham Junction as a good meeting point for everyone. This place was about 5-10 minutes walk from the station, what a find! We arrived at 5.30 to be told there was 2-4-1 on the draught beer and cocktails. The beer menu was about 5 pages long with beers from all around the world! We had the Nachos sharer which was massive, and easily the best Nachos I have ever had! For mains I had the Buttermilk Chicken Stack with truffle and parmesan fries. It was insane. I wish I had space for dessert. They had great tunes on with classics from across all the generations! I had 2 beers (plus 2 free) plus the food and it came to under £35 which I thought was really good value.