The Twits Afternoon Tea

Name: The Twits Afternoon Tea
Address: London Marriot Hotel County Hall Westminster Bridge Road, London, Greater London, United Kingdom, SE1 7PB
Telephone: 020 7928 5200
Price range: £41 and over
Rating: 3.6

3.6

25 Reviews

£41 and over

Afternoon Tea

London Marriot Hotel County Hall, Westminster Bridge Road, London, Greater London SE1 7PB

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2 people

22 Apr 2025

19:00

About this restaurant

Charming
Child-friendly
Good for special occasions

The Twits Afternoon Tea
Opening from 1st August 2024

Muggle-Wump brownies, Jam Roly-Poly sponge and our Trick or Twit scones – indulge your inner child and enter into the story of The Twits with our deliciously themed Afternoon Tea inspired by Roald Dahl’s iconic book.
Items include a rather wonderful new take on Wormy Spaghetti (‘Hampshire’ Cucumber Worms, Cream Cheese, Wholemeal Bread), Mrs Twit’s Bird Pie (Chicken, Leek & Ham) and a culinary exploration of Mr Twit’s beard across three separate savories. Sweets are inspired by much loved characters, the Muggle-Wumps and the Roly-Poly Bird and of course no afternoon tea would be complete without scones though, there’s a twist! Guests will have the chance to choose from buttermilk or marmite scones - you’ll never know which one is which!

The Twits Afternoon Tea at London Marriott County Hall will be served daily between 12PM– 5PM from 1st August 2024 and will be priced at £65 per adult and £45 per c

Additional information

Dining style
Casual Elegant
Price
£41 and over
Cuisines
Afternoon Tea, British, Contemporary British
Hours of Operation
Daily 12:00–17:00
Phone number
020 7928 5200
Website
https://www.thetwitsafternoontea.com/
Payment Options
Mastercard, Visa
Dress code
Casual Dress
Executive Chef
Jamie Welch
Private party facilities
The Twits Afternoon Tea can be booked for Private Hire events such as Birthdays, please contact us for further details

Location
London Marriot Hotel County Hall, Westminster Bridge Road, London, Greater London SE1 7PB
Area
Lambeth
Cross Street
Access through the Hotel Main Entrance, located on Westminster Bridge Rd
Parking details
None
Public transit
Waterloo Station 5 minute walkWestminster Station 7 minute walk
Additional
Beer, Cocktails, Entertainment, Full Bar, High Tea, Non-Smoking, Wheelchair Access, Wine

Bird Pie
Chicken, Leek, and Ham
Wormy Spaghetti
‘Hampshire’ Cucumber Worms, Cream Cheese, Wholemeal Bread
Fish Finger
Smoked Haddock, Ketchup, Brioche
Scrambled Egg
‘Clarence Court’ Burford Brown Egg Mayonnaise, Spinach Bread
Maggoty Green Cheese and Mouldy Cornflakes
Orzo, Cheddar and Chive Arancini

Scones

Trick scones - You’ll never know which one it is

Buttermilk & Marmite Scones
- Dorset Clotted Cream
- Strawberry Jam by Tiptree
- Whipped Cream Cheese and Chive

Sweet

Muggle-Wumps
Monkey Nut and Banana Brownie
Jam Roly-Poly Bird
Vanilla Sponge, White Chocolate, Berry Cream
Fizzy Drinks
Lemon and Orange Macaron, Popping Candy

Kids Menu

A simplified version is available for children on request.

Teas

Choice of one

Tea
- County Hall Rose Blend
- Supreme Earl Grey
- Ceylon Breakfast
- First Flush Darjeeling
- Finest Jasmine Green Tea
- Imperial Taiwanese Jin Xuan
- Vanilla Rooibos
- Lemongrass & Ginger
- Chamomile Blossoms
- Peppermint Leaves
- Hibiscus Bora Bora
- Chocolate Spice

What 25 people are saying

The Twits Afternoon Tea reviews from people who’ve dined at this restaurant. Based on recent rating.

Overall ratings and reviews

Reviews can only be made by diners who have eaten at this restaurant

3.6

3.6 based on recent ratings

3.7Food
3.6Service
3.8Ambience
3.1Value

Noise • Energetic

Review summary

AI-generated from verified diner reviews

The Twits Afternoon Tea offers a "fantastic experience for kids and adults," highlighted by its "fun and delicious" food and "exceptional service." The venue's decor receives praise for its "attention to detail." While the experience is priced for special occasions, some guests noted service inconsistencies.

25 Reviews

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Shane
London1 review
5.0
Dined on 12 April 2025
1. Overall 5
2. Food 5
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 5
What a fantastic experiance for kids and adults! The food and drinks was fantastic along with the exceptional service ! A must if you are a Twits fan!
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Niomi
London1 review
2.0
Dined on 11 April 2025
1. Overall 2
2. Food 1
3. Service 1
4. Ambience 2
Choices of savoury items are not ideal for kids and no alternatives given
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Amanda
London1 review
1.0
Dined on 2 March 2025
1. Overall 1
2. Food 1
3. Service 1
4. Ambience 1
The worst afternoon tea we've ever had, food was horrible & bland, no ambience what so ever. 1 member of staff who kept disappearing. Extortionate price for around £5 worth of food each. Was meant to be a treat for my grandaughters birthday after visiting the Paddington experience ( which was fab!) But ruined the end of the day
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OpenTable Diner
London1 review
3.0
Dined on 18 February 2025
1. Overall 3
2. Food 3
3. Service 3
4. Ambience 4
The concept is very good. The room is decorated excellently with lots of attention to detail. The food wasn’t great but went with the theme
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Anna
London3 reviews
3.0
Dined on 17 February 2025
1. Overall 3
2. Food 4
3. Service 1
4. Ambience 4
The staff is very slow and unprofessional. The guy forgot to give us a menu when we got a table. Then he forgot to bring jam, and butter for our scones, and I looked for him for 20 minutes. When I asked to add some hot water to our tea, we got a teapot just with hot water and no tea bag in it. It was thrown away..... It is quite an expensive experience, and for this money, you expect at least a regular service, not something extra, but a normal service. Here you will not receive even this.
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Alejandra
London3 reviews
4.0
Dined on 16 February 2025
1. Overall 4
2. Food 4
3. Service 3
4. Ambience 2
The children loved it. Food was very good. The decorations were great. Would recommend.
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Aksel
London2 reviews
3.0
Dined on 15 February 2025
1. Overall 3
2. Food 3
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 3
Overpriced in comparison to what you would be served at other places. Ritz is slightly more expensive but you get served 3 times the amount of food. This place is £45/p and ritz is £70. Definitely not value for money.
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Samantha
London2 reviews
5.0
Dined on 11 January 2025
1. Overall 5
2. Food 5
3. Service 4
4. Ambience 4
Lovely venue, great food. Staff a little invisible. No one to greet us on arrival, and no one present when looking to pay the bill, but when there, very friendly, helpful and laid back.
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Jennie
Kent7 reviews
5.0
Dined on 11 January 2025
1. Overall 5
2. Food 4
3. Service 4
4. Ambience 4
Absolutely fantastic experience for 2 Twits loving kids - and their mums. The artwork and attention to detail was fantastic and the tea room set up was so pretty. Food was fun and delicious - The Twits would have been proud. Service was great and the staff were so lovely and accommodating with nothing being too much trouble. Thoroughly recommend.
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kristy
London2 reviews
4.0
Dined on 27 December 2024
1. Overall 4
2. Food 5
3. Service 4
4. Ambience 3
We had a lovely time at the Twits. The food was great, it is a bit pricey but good for a special occasion. It was very quiet when we were there.
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The Twits Afternoon Tea is rated 3.6 stars by 25 OpenTable diners.

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2 people

22 Apr 2025

19:00

London Marriot Hotel County Hall, Westminster Bridge Road, London, Greater London SE1 7PB

Additional information

Cross Street
Access through the Hotel Main Entrance, located on Westminster Bridge Rd
Area
Lambeth
Hours of Operation
Daily 12:00–17:00
Price
£41 and over
Cuisines
Afternoon Tea, British, Contemporary British
Dining style
Casual Elegant
Dress code
Casual Dress
Parking details
None
Public transit
Waterloo Station 5 minute walkWestminster Station 7 minute walk
Payment Options
Mastercard, Visa
Executive Chef
Jamie Welch
Additional
Beer, Cocktails, Entertainment, Full Bar, High Tea, Non-Smoking, Wheelchair Access, Wine

Website
https://www.thetwitsafternoontea.com/
Phone number
020 7928 5200
Private party facilities
The Twits Afternoon Tea can be booked for Private Hire events such as Birthdays, please contact us for further details

The Twits Afternoon Tea

Make a booking

About this restaurant

Additional information

Menu

Menu

Savoury

Bird Pie

Wormy Spaghetti

Fish Finger

Scrambled Egg

Maggoty Green Cheese and Mouldy Cornflakes

Scones

Buttermilk & Marmite Scones

Sweet

Muggle-Wumps

Jam Roly-Poly Bird

Fizzy Drinks

Kids Menu

Teas

Tea

What 25 people are saying

Overall ratings and reviews

Review summary

FAQs

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