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  • Tapas
Tonteria - the mad Mexican tapas lounge and nightclub in Sloane Square.
During the early evening, Tonteria specialises in Tequila cocktails and mouth-watering Mexican tapas. We believe sharing is caring and have created some famous sharing cocktails inspired by Mexico’s heritage and culture, this includes: “The Mayan Pyramid”, we dare you to try them. As the evening approaches, the DJ swifts gears whilst the lights dim and Tonteria turns into a fun and festive nightclub. While here look out for the Tonteria performers and the toy train that delivers shots to your table.
We look forward to welcoming you at Tonteria.

Special Offers

Bottomless Margarita dinner: £48

...3 courses from the set menu with an hour of bottomless margarita.

Terms and Conditions: Maximum of 12 diners. Includes Tax, excludes service.

Valid For: 1 - 12 people

Starts: 15 July 2019

Ends: 15 December 2019

Availability: Thu-Sat 20:00-21:30

Supperclub 3 Courses: £25 with entertainment

...from the set menu.

Terms and Conditions: Maximum of 12 diners. Includes Tax, excludes service.

Valid For: 1 - 12 people

Starts: 15 July 2019

Ends: 15 December 2019

Availability: Thu 20:00-21:30

What 17 People Are Saying
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New York Area
1 review
Dined on 29 June 2019
Overall 3food 4service 3ambience 3

Good food. Service must improve. Good music in rhe background during dinner

6 reviews
Dined on 4 April 2019
Overall 1food 1service 4ambience 4

The most misleading thing in the world. This is not a restaurant, it is night club with some munchies tapas. Ridiculous. Should not be on open table as a restaurant.

Responded on 29 April 2019

Hi Guillermo, thank you for your feedback, this is important to us. I'm sorry you felt misled but it's clearly stated that we're a Mexican Tapas Lounge and not a classic restaurant. "Tonteria - the mad Mexican tapas lounge and nightclub in Sloane Square." We turn into a nightclub from 11pm only, therefore I hope you enjoyed your experience during the early hours. We hope to see you again! We offer delicious frozen margaritas and I'd be delighted to offer you one on the house! Warmest, Alice

New York Area
5 reviews
Dined on 8 September 2018
Overall 4food 3service 5ambience 4

Great service once seated, was a challenge to get seated even though we reserved a table. To be fair that’s the only complaint, the service and food and drink were top notch once inside. Our party stayed for the club and was great fun, shout out to Gaf who helped us.

26 reviews
Dined on 24 August 2018
Overall 1food 3service 1ambience 1

Unfortunately the place was empty when we went there although it was a Friday night, so we couldn't feel the atmosphere.
The food was good, the service cold/sometimes unpleasant.
The deco is nice but I would not go back. It is not a good venue for price/ambiance/quality ratio...

12 reviews
Dined on 4 August 2018
Overall 3food 3service 3ambience 3

Very good place to hangout with a group of friends, get dinner and dance straight after. Good atmosphere!

1 review
Dined on 3 August 2018
Overall 5food 5service 5ambience 5

Good atmosphere, good service, love the music.
Exotic place , good for friends night out, birthday surprise .

6 reviews
Dined on 5 May 2018
Overall 2food 1service 1ambience 2

It’s totally empty, no other guests. Even though we’re the only ones there they do not pay attention to us. You sit at the VIP nightclub tables so it is very sticky and not pleasant. Their menu is limited and the food is not particularly good. No flavors at all. Do not recommend going here for dinner.

4 reviews
Dined on 3 February 2018
Overall 5food 3service 5ambience 5

Amazing atmosphere.
Very good service
Menu ok.
Should have more choices

1 review
Dined on 1 February 2018
Overall 4food 3service 2ambience 4

We thought this was a tapas bar. Only 6 items on the whole menu, the tapas “mains” were a tiny snack at best. No prosecco. Very loud music and turned into a club at 10.30pm. Quirky decor and slow service. Average age group 20!

1 review
Dined on 15 January 2018
Overall 3food 2service 1ambience 4

Poor service, we had to constantly repeat our orders/requests. Although the ambience is fun and vibrant, it is not worth the price - food quality was pretty low, great presentation of the tapas and drinks however.

3 reviews
Dined on 22 December 2017
Overall 1food 2service 2ambience 2

This place is worth avoiding. The worst door service I’ve ever experienced - rude and AGRESSIVE men who manhandled a girl for having her shoes off under the table because they hurt. Extremely overpriced with a service plus a random £2 per person cover charge. Basic food. Awful European music. Tiny. Stay away!

1 review
Dined on 11 November 2017
Overall 4food 5service 3ambience 5

Food and drinks were great, but service was lacking. Took way to long to get food, seemed like we were forgotten and/or not cared about since there was only two of us. Other, bigger tables were served quicker and better.
Been there before and the showing with masks and sound/lighting and train running was more intense previously which was a slight disappointment now.
Love the place in general though, so hoping it was just a blip.

New York Area
1 review
Dined on 18 September 2017
Overall 1food 2service 1ambience 1

We went in for dinner as this is both a restaurant and later turns into a club. At 8pm, we were charged a cover charge of 2 pounds per person even though we were eating at the restaurant. We were mainly ignored by the waiters as we were the only people in the place and they were doing their makeup in the hallway to prepare for whatever party was on that evening. I'm sure it's a fine place for dancing but don't bother going for dinner.

23 reviews
Dined on 28 August 2017
Overall 4food 3service 5ambience 5

Great fun place. Food is barely acceptable. Cocktails were great.

1 review
Dined on 26 August 2017
Overall 2food 3service 2ambience 4

Air conditioning was blowing in all directions and the venue was like a FRIDGE. There was actually no way of escaping it. Asked for it to be turned down, the waiter turned it off - problem solved - only for another waiter to turn it back on and refuse to turn it back off stating that when the venue turns into a club in a few hours time it would be hot.
It was so cold i was shivering along with my friend - i actually cant desribe how cold it was!
It's august in london and we were literally shivering and I'm never one to feel the cold, I'm normally always hot. It ruined the whole night and we were genuinely so physically uncomfortable - so were the other customers who all put jackets on and left early! I've never left a review before but I'm genuinely angered by the lack of consideration from the manager/senior waiter/whoever it was who wouldnt let it be turned off/turned down.

1 review
Dined on 3 July 2017
Overall 5food 4service 5ambience 5

Great vibe. Good selection of drinks. Less vegetarian food but whatever was available tasted good

1 review
Dined on 26 June 2017
Overall 1food 1service 1ambience 1

Aweful service and disgusting food. Waste of time. Find somewhere else to go!